8 Pokemon flashfics, various pairings/characters

[koyuki]

First dump for all the drabbles flash fics I wrote for the Pokemon kink meme. Not that any of these have porn so don't get too excited about it. Now with 50% less fail (aka proofreading).

General Warning: All of these prompts came from a kink meme and while none of them are above PG-13, all the standard stuff from kink memes (like actually talking about sex, gasp) apply.

1. Characters/Pairings: Green/Red
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 479
Summary: Red is really good at torturing Green. Based off this prompt: "Green/Red gameverse. I keep getting this image when I'm listening to For Your Entertainment by Adam Lambert LMFAO, "Take the pain take the pleasure I'm the master of both- Oh yeah, and Pokemon too."" The Adam stan in me couldn't resist orz

Green doesn't really consider himself a masochist, and this would probably be the truth if he weren't dating Red, who is possibly (and likely unintentionally) one of the cruelest people on the face of the entire planet. Even aside from the fact Red forces Green to climb the mountain through the snow storm every time he wants to see him, he's gotten pretty damn good at shutting Green down every time Green tries to put the moves on him. And if it isn't him, it's Pikachu - that damn yellow cockblocking rat - that'll electrocute Green for even looking at Red the wrong way, not that Red tries to stop it or anything like that.

It's probably really telling that he leaves the cave without even a kiss more often than not, and sometimes Green wonders if it'd been in some delusional daze that he imagined the two of the getting together.

The worst part is, most of the time, Red's not even aware that he's being a tease, like when he sticks his hand into Green's coat pocket to keep warm or like what he's doing right now, falling asleep in Green's lap.

So now, Green is sitting here here numbly, staring at Red's face and trying to move as little as possible. In return, Red shifts and turns his face right into Green's crotch.

Panicked, Green tries to think of the least sexy things he can imagine - it really wouldn't do for Red to wake up to a face full of his hard-on - and fails miserably as Red continues to turn in his lap.

He briefly considers just shoving Red out of his lap, though that would wake Red up and probably get him punched in the face, but it's likely that Red would punch him anyway if he wakes up in Green's lap as it is, and before Green can conclude which of the two options would likely cause him the last amount of bodily harm, he realizes that Red's sleepy red eyes are open and staring at him.

Red's eyes shift to the side and focus on the thing that's poking against his cheek, and Green just wants to go somewhere and die already and fully expects to get punched, but instead Red surprises him by saying, "Am I that entertaining?" He's wearing this irritatingly smug look that makes Green want to punch him.

"Pokemon isn't the only thing you're a master of," Green mumbles, and proceeds to shove Red onto the floor, pin him to the ground, and lean down to kiss that stupid smirk off of he-who-is-a-master-at-torturing-Green.

Green doesn't know what he's got into, but he hopes Red can handle what he's about to do, because someday - somehow - he's gonna find a way to get back at Red. But right now, Green really really really needs to get laid.

2. Characters/Pairings: Misty->Ash, Ritchie/Misty
Rating: PG
Word Count: 291
Summary: Misty settles for second best. Based off the prompt: "Ritchie/Misty. Misty needs to fill the void that Ash left in her life, so she settles for the next closest thing."

She tried to stop herself, she really did. It wasn't that she didn't know it was wrong, but from certain angles - especially in the dark - he looked so, so much like Ash. And Misty didn't have any trouble pretending that he was.

In some ways, Ritchie was nothing like Ash at all. He was a better boyfriend Ash would probably ever be - he actually noticed Misty, for one. And sometimes he was so charming and romantic that it scared her. It was so cruel of her, but she couldn't help but let him fill the Ash-shaped hole in her heart and her life - even if she occassionally had to remind herself to call him the right name.

After a while, she just got used to the guilt that had settled in the pit of her stomach.

She never noticed the cracks, though they were always there, and every smile of his stabbed her in the chest, every kiss made her want to cry more and more.

Then, it all crashed down on her.

"I love you," he'd whispered to her softly, trailing kisses down her neck. "I liked you for a really long time - since we first met, actually."

Reality snapped in two and then pieced itself back together like the jagged edges of a broken mirror. All she could feel was guilt, horrible guilt; it was all she could see, taste, touch, hear - engulfing her.

When she finally came to, Ritchie was staring at her with an expression somewhere between sad and accusing, looking nothing like Ash at all, and Misty couldn't bear to look at him, into his blue, blue eyes.

"I'm sorry," she sobbed instead, fists clenching the bed covers tightly. "Sorry."

3. Characters/Pairings: Koga, Janine, OC(? Is Janine's mother an OC?)
Rating: G
Word Count: 246
Summary: An altnerate story of how Janine got a gym. Sort of. Based off the prompt: "I am just amused by the idea that literally EVERYTHING is decided/made official etc by battles in the pokemon world. CUSTODY TRIALS, SPEEDING TICKETS, EXAMS, DOMESTIC PROBLEMS? have a battle that'll sort you right out."

It was really unfair, Koga thought. His wife - ex-wife, now, he reminded himself - didn't even have a Pokemon until a month ago when she decided to make herself "more independent" (that is, divorce him). He hadn't married her for her Pokemon skills, after all, and it was his residual fondness for her that had made him go easy on her.

That was his first mistake.

And now he was gym-less.

Koga groaned as his ex-wife celebrated way too cheerfully from the other side. It wasn't that often that an amateur beat him out of pure dumb luck, but it did happen every once in a while. He was being soon promoted anyway, so it wasn't much of a loss. However, Koga doubted that any trainers coming by to challenge the gym leader would be as easy to her as he was, and he couldn't stand the thought of Soul Badges being handed out like free raffle tickets.

"Fine, fine," he muttered, and signed the papers to gym over to her. "But who's going to be the gym leader?"

His wife (- ex-wife he reminded himself) looked at him like she never thought of that - which she probably hadn't. She didn't actually want the gym, she just wanted to prove something to him. Which she did. Whatever it was.

They stared at each other for a moment. Then they both turned to their young daughter, who was looking at them with wide, curious eyes.

4. Characters/Pairings: Red/Green
Rating: G
Word Count: 176
Summary: In which the correct answer is "..." and there is much lampshading. Based off the prompt: "Weddings in the pokemon world between trainers can only be sealed by one thing: a pokemon battle between bride and groom. (or bride and bride, or groom and groom. Whatever floats your boat)/ Winner gets to keep their last name."

It wasn't that Green had any problem with losing. Sure, he prefered to win and usually got his way, but his years of being gym leader had taught him how to accept defeat gracefully. And against his life-long rival, it had always been a 50-50 shot at best anyway.

It wasn't even about his last name. Even though the Oak family name was held in high esteem, Green didn't really care. Whatever recognition he received, he wanted because he'd rightfully earned it himself, and not because of whatever family connections he had. Green knew that he wasn't humble by any means but there was a reason he was leader of the Viridian Gym - one of the toughest badges to earn, and his single name was usually more than enough to evoke awe and respect in most trainers.

So it wasn't any of that. After all, Red had beat him fair and Green would never purposefully back out of a promise.

No, it was just... well it was--

"Red, what the hell is your last name?"

--

If you didn't get the memo, the correct answer is supposed to be "..." XD



5. Characters/Pairings: Kotone+??? someone? no one? everyone?, implied Green/Red, Hibiki, Silver
Rating: PG
Word Count: 393
Summary: Kotone is dumb, remains adorable while doing so. Based off the prompt: "Kotone/any goddamn guy from Gen 2. Kotone getting knocked up."

Kotone furrowed her eyebrows and concentrated on the bento box in front of her. It didn't seem right, but there was no other explanation for it.

"I think I'm pregnant," she announced rather loudly once she was convinced of it, and the whole room went silent for a moment. Silver's face turned as red as his hair, Hibiki choked on his food, Green looked dumbfounded, and Red merely started at her for a moment before going back to nibbling on his onigiri.

"W-what?" Silver finally sputtered. "What makes you think that?!"

Kotone began ticking off the reasons on her fingers. "Well, I've been gaining weight lately. And I eat more 'cause I'm hungry all the time. And-" she blushed, "-my, that is, I'm ... well, I'm late."

Hibiki and Silver looked at each other, confused. "What?" Hibiki asked.

"Never mind," Green cut Kotone off before she had to explain. "Who's the father?" he asked somewhat awkwardly.

"Oh, about that!" she said almost too cheerfully, "It could be any of you!"

All of them started at her in shock, except for Red who glared at Green, scooted six inches to the side, and stole the blanket that had previously been draped across them both.

Green whined in protest.

"What - what makes you think it could be any of us?" Silver asked, his face now redder than his hair.

"Well, you get pregnant by embracing people, right?" Kotone draped herself on Silver as an example. "I hug people all the time, especially you guys! I guess I should've been more selective about who I gave out hugs to," she pouted. She liked hugging people though! The only good thing she was already pregnant so now she could hug as many people as she wanted without worrying about getting pregnant since she already was. Or maybe that would make her double pregnant, but Kotone thought that having twins would be cute.

Green surveyed the room and looked at Silver, who still had Kotone draped all over him and was trying to disappear, at Hibiki, who looked utterly, utterly confused, and then at Red, who was still ignoring everyone and eating his onigiri, but had at least given him half the blanket back.

Then, Green realized with no little horror, that he would be the one who'd have to give the three of them The Talk.

6. Characters/Pairings: Hibiki/Kotone
Rating: G
Word Count: 398
Summary: Growing up doesn't mean childhood loves have to end. Based off the prompt: "Ethan/Lyra (or Hibiki/Kotone if you so wish), fluff in Ethan's bedroom."

He used to sneak into her bedroom all the time when they were nine, and they'd talk for hours and hours until it was dark and his mother came to chastise him for staying out so late.

They'd dream about the adventures they'd go on, the pokemon they'd catch, the battles they'd win.

"I want a Chikorita!" she'd tell him, "because they're so cute." He would roll his eyes at her girly fancies, but he was already used to it.

"Well, I'm getting a Cyndaquil," he'd counter, like that would ever deter her. Still, at nine, ten seemed like an eternity away and maybe he'd change him mind before then or maybe Professor Elm will run out of Chikorita to give hand out when it was their turn. But at nine, all they had were their dreams and each other.

"We're going to be the Pokemon trainers!" she'd exclaim.

"Pokemon masters," he'd always have to correct her.

"Right! Pokemon masters!" And she would hold out her pinky so they could pinky swear on it.

*

Hibiki's back in town for the night after beating the Elite Four, but tomorrow he's waking up early so he can head out to Kanto. He's just about to hit the sack when Kotone crawls in through his window.

"I heard about your win, Champion!" she congratulates him, and Hibiki finds out that not that she's too far behind herself. Kotone has all eight badges and wants to train a little more before she heads out to the Pokemon league.

They share stories until his cheeks hurt from laughing and it's so late that he's so tired and can barely keep his eyes open, and Hibiki knows he's not going to get up early tomorrow if at all.

"I'll see you in Kanto," he tells Kotone as she's climbing back out the window. He may have won the Johto league but there were many more trainers to beat, many more places to see.

Kotone nods, and he knows she'll be there. He knows her - he knows she loves this as much as he does, and she'll follow him, wherever he goes.

"No stopping until you're the best, right?" she asks.

"Until we're the best," he corrects her, and her smile is brighter than the sun.

"Until we're the very best," she agrees and leans over to seal the promise with a kiss.

7. Characters/Pairings: Eevee, some useless OCs
Rating: G
Word Count: 530
Summary: Once upon a time, there was a girl who everyone wanted something from. Once upon a time, there was a girl who only wanted to be normal. Based off the prompt: "A myth/legend involving Eevee and Eeveelutions."

Once upon a time, there was a poor but pious couple who, more than anything else, wanted a child. Every night, they prayed to the gods and begged to them: if you give us a son, we will leave his fate in your hands.

One day, one of the gods took pity on the couple. Arceus blessed them with a child and said to the couple: I will grant you a daughter, she will be anything you want. I leave her fate in your hands. Take care of her, and I will take care of you.

The couple was so overjoyed they didn't pay any attention to the god's words, but they soon realized that their daughter was magical. The family was so poor that they couldn't afford a stove and had to pick up twigs and leaves every day to create a heat. However, one day, their daughter of three found a stone, and started a fire. The couple was overjoyed that god blessed them with a daughter that eased their hardship.

The family lived in a rural village so they had no access to electricity, and could only work during the hours of the day until dusk. One day, the girl of four picked another stone, and this stone allowed her to light their house. And so the family could work longer days, and they thanked god again for their prosperity.

The next year brought drought to the village, and all the villager's crops died. The family was desperate until their daughter found another stone which allowed her to bring water to their family's land.

Soon, all of the villagers noticed how the family's crops were thriving while theirs were dying and found out about their girl's powers.

They only begun to learn how powerful she truly was afterward. They learned that she could cool the summer heat, that she could make their crops healthy and strong, that she could see the future, and that she could ward off the evil spirits and witches.

People came from all over to see the girl, and the family used her for their own ends and became rich and powerful.

How lucky you are, they were told, but the couple had grown so arrogant to think that it was their right.

Yes, they replied. She can be anything we want her to be. Anything.

(Except one thing. The only thing the girl couldn't be what she wanted to be.)

*

The girl had many sons and daughters, and each of them could use magic like she did. However, as the ages went on, the children of Evy understood it less and less, and soon they could only choose one power to have.

Once upon a time, daughter of Evy stood in front of her new king, who had freed her from the village who had been trying to use her as well.

What shall I be for you, my master? she asked him and bowed in front of him in thanks.

He paused and gazed at her before speaking. Whatever you wish to be, he responded.

The daughter of Evy thanked her master, and realized that, finally, she could be...

...normal.

8. Characters/Pairings: Hibiki+Kotone+Silver
Rating: G
Word Count: 489
Summary: Silver learns what it means to have friends. Based off the prompt: "Hibiki and Kotone set out to prove to Silver that they're friends. Anon only asks that you make it ADORABLE."

"Stop following me!"

Hibiki and Kotone stared at him and then looked at each other.

"All of your Pokemon are knocked out," Kotone pointed out.

"Whose fault do you think that is?" Silver snapped.

"The nearest Pokemon center is through the forest. We just want to make sure you get there okay," Hibiki chimed in.

"I'm fine. I don't need you to to babysit me."

"You have to walk through the tall grass to get there. What'll you do if you get attacked by a wild Pokemon?" Kotone asked.

"I have some revives," Hibiki added helpfully, and took off his backpack to get some out.

Silver glared. "Will you leave me alone if I use them?"

"No," they both replied at the same time.

"But," Hibiki continued, "It's bad to leave your Pokemon knocked out." He handed Silver a revive.

Silver huffed, but he took it anyway and used it on his Golbat.

"Besides," Kotone said, "If you don't treat your Pokemon nicely, they won't ever evolve." She took a rare candy out of her bag, fed it to the Golbat, and pat it on the head. The Golbat made a happy noise.

"Being nice is overrated. How will they get stronger if you pamper them?"

"If your Pokemon are weak, you should take them to the Daycare," Hibiki suggested. "I'm sure my grandma and grandpa would be happy to help you raise them. Maybe I can even get you a discount."

"My Pokemon are not weak!" Silver yelled. "They're just... not strong enough right now." Silver returned Golbat to its Pokeball, and started walking again. "And I don't need your help or the Daycare. And you can stop following me now."

Hibiki and Kotone looked at each other again, before running after him again. Silver refused to say another word to them, but they walked five or so steps behind him, chatting loudly for the rest of the trip.

"We're here!" Kotone announced happily when they arrived at the Pokemon Center. Silver turned around and rolled his eyes at her - as if he hadn't seen it as well.

"You can go now," he said dismissively when he headed inside.

Both Kotone and Hibiki were still waiting for him when he came out.

"What are you doing here?! Go. Away."

"We just wanted to make sure you were okay," Hibiki said.

"I'm fine. My Pokemon are fine. I'm not that incompetent y'know. Now go. Away."

Hibiki and Kotone looked at each other again and shrugged. Hibiki grabbed Kotone's hand, and they both started heading for the town's northern exit. They'd walked about five steps away when they heard Silver.

"Th-thanks," he mumbled. The two of them turned back to look at him. "Thanks for your help," he yelled louder. "But don't think this means we're friends or anything," he tacked on.

Hibiki and Kotone smiled at each other and then at him.

"Actually, that's exactly what it means."