At some point I decided to stop twitter spamming you when you weren't even there to tell me to shut up and just dump everything into a comment instead
"hey," he says when zhou mi picks up the phone. "guess what?" "you got drunk and made out with a stranger at a club?" Catty Zhou Mi is my favorite Zhou Mi ;_;
"CANADA DOESN'T HAVE GANGSTERS" a;slkfja I think this is actually the most awkward characterization of Kyuhyun that I have ever read /dying
All I can imagine for this entire fic is Sungmin lying on his stomach on Kyuhyun's bed kicking his heels in the air with his shin cupped in his hands and batting his eyelashes while he tries to pry more gossip out of Kyuhyun, waylt you are ruining this guy for me forever you know but I love it please don't stop
"WHO THE FUCK IS HENRY"???? OH GOD
I love how Zhou Mi basically adopts Kyuhyun without question. It is so cute ;~; This is my favorite "oh my god, you did," kyuhyun whines. "i thought you were supposed to keep me from making bad decisions while i was inebriated." zhou mi frowns. "i'm dating you to keep you from more bad decisions." ask;jfalkejr;aler ;A;
This fic is just everywhere and hilarious and nonsensical and sparks the same parts of the brain that are used during free association (imo) and ;asldjkpo I love it
The ninja Henmin at the end is amazing how did I not see that coming
I just okay I give up at being coherent because it is 4AM and this fic is too hilarious for words and so for the rest, please just accept this keysmash
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"hey," he says when zhou mi picks up the phone. "guess what?"
"you got drunk and made out with a stranger at a club?"
Catty Zhou Mi is my favorite Zhou Mi ;_;
"CANADA DOESN'T HAVE GANGSTERS" a;slkfja I think this is actually the most awkward characterization of Kyuhyun that I have ever read /dying
All I can imagine for this entire fic is Sungmin lying on his stomach on Kyuhyun's bed kicking his heels in the air with his shin cupped in his hands and batting his eyelashes while he tries to pry more gossip out of Kyuhyun, waylt you are ruining this guy for me forever you know
but I love it please don't stop"WHO THE FUCK IS HENRY"???? OH GOD
I love how Zhou Mi basically adopts Kyuhyun without question. It is so cute ;~; This is my favorite
"oh my god, you did," kyuhyun whines. "i thought you were supposed to keep me from making bad decisions while i was inebriated."
zhou mi frowns. "i'm dating you to keep you from more bad decisions."
ask;jfalkejr;aler ;A;
This fic is just everywhere and hilarious and nonsensical and sparks the same parts of the brain that are used during free association (imo) and ;asldjkpo I love it
The ninja Henmin at the end is amazing how did I not see that coming
I just okay I give up at being coherent because it is 4AM and this fic is too hilarious for words and so for the rest, please just accept this keysmash
AS;DLJPERUJSEKRLPASIENMPRO;IAJOSDFLJANPWEHIOAPERKJAPOIJEK4LPEAJIFEMOPLKJANFP;OI3ULJ
I LOVE YOU
WHY DO YOU EXPRESS AFFECTION THROUGH MOCKERY
PLEASE CONTINUE FOREVER THOUGH?