Can't Be Tamed (Green/Red, one-shot)

[koyuki]

the pokémon kink meme

Title: Can't Be Tamed
Rating: MA-15+ (PG-13)
Word Count: 682
Genre: Humor/failed smut (emphasis on the failed)
Series: Pokémon
Characters/Pairings: Red/Green
Warnings: this is beginner's porn. and by porn I really mean fail. trust me. the funny to hot ratio in this is like 99.9:0.1
Summary: Green has obligations. Red likes suits. These two things do not really go well together.
A/N: For wanderlark I mean, uh, the anonny who requested: "Suit sex! There's so much fanart of it and such little fanfic. I don't care who it is, just gimme some SUITS."

Title courtesy of kouriko who apparently has as terrible a sense of humour as I do. I do not actually like Miley Cyrus okay, it's just ... funny.

( Red was not a man of many words, no. )