My Little Christmas (QMi, one-shot)

[koyuki]

Title: My Little Christmas
Rating: PG
Word Count: 925
Genre: Crack Humor
Fandom: Super Junior
Pairings: Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi
Warnings: none
Summary: Kyuhyun buys a pony. Zhou Mi fails at Christmas.
A/N: Once upon a time, doumyoujitsukas asked lark to write her a QMi fic about ponies. So Larky wrote her something awesome instead. And I wrote about ponies.


My Little Christmas


"What do you mean you don't celebrate Christmas?"

Zhou Mi fidgets and refuses to look Kyuhyun in the eye. "It just wasn't something my family did? I mean, most Chinese people don't. We have the Lunar New Year Festival the next month, and I'm not... y'know." He rather emphatically attempts to explain what 'y'know' is with gestures. Kyuhyun stares, confused, because he really doesn't. "...religious," he finishes after a moment.

"Oh," Kyuhyun says and clears his throat. "Christmas doesn't have be about religion." He pauses. "But don't let Siwon know I said that. It's about..." Kyuhyun actually has to think about what else Christmas is about. "It's about spending time with family and friends. And goodwill and peace on earth." Zhou Mi looks unconvinced. "Hey, I'm not that mean." Zhou Mi raises an eyebrow. "Okay, and about getting off from work. And presents," he concedes.

"Presents!" Zhou Mi says.

"It's about the other stuff, too," Kyuhyun says. "But yeah, mostly about the presents."

"Are you going to get me something?"

Kyuhyun sputters. "You said didn't celebrate Christmas."

"Now's as good a time to start as any," Zhou Mi says. "We don't really get presents for Lunar New Year. Except red envelopes. Actually, those probably count. But anyway," he says, "I want a pony."

Kyuhyun stares. "You want. A pony," he repeats. He should've known Zhou Mi's rather dubious fashion choices would translate to other things in life. Maybe he should've explained that Christmas wasn't about getting anything you wanted.

Zhou Mi frowns. "I can't have a pony?"

Kyuhyun sighs. "No, I'll get you a pony." He'll figure something out.

Zhou Mi beams. "Great! What would you like, Kuixian?"

"Surprise me," Kyuhyun says dryly.



Zhou Mi stares at Kyuhyun's present in his hands. "What is this?" he asks.

"You wanted a pony. It's a pony," Kyuhyun explains rather patiently.

"It's, um, very nice," Zhou Mi says.

Kyuhyun rolls his eyes. "It's a My Little Pony. My sister played with them growing up."

"So you think I'm your sister?"

"What? No! Ew," Kyuhyun says and makes a 'do you even know what you're saying' face. "That's - that's not. That's just gross." He lets out a frustrated sigh. "You wanted a pony. It's not like I could get you a real one. Who would take care of it while we're both in China? Nevermind where you would even keep it. It's not exactly like you can put it in the dorm."

Zhou Mi pouts. "But –"

"This is compact, okay? You can put it in your manpurse." He grabs the pony out of Zhou Mi's hands and takes out a hairbrush from the packaging. "Look, you can even brush its hair." He brushes it a couple of times, as if he needs to show Zhou Mi how to brush pony hair, before shoving everything back at Zhou Mi.

Zhou Mi stares at the My Little Pony before sighing and picking up the brush, running it through the pony's mane with notably less enthusiasm than Kyuhyun. "If we didn't live in the dorms, would you have gotten me a real pony?"

"Yes," Kyuhyun says without missing a beat, though he really, probably would not.

Zhou Mi hm's and continues brushing the pony's hair, seemingly content. "It's a nice gift, Kuixian," he says after a moment.

Kyuhyun lets out a breath of relief that he hadn't known he had been holding.

"I like it," he says. He puts the pony down, walks over to Kyuhyun, and pushes his hair to the side before leaning down to kiss him on the forehead. "Just what I wanted."

Kyuhyun snorts. "Where's my present?"



Kyuhyun stares at the box in his lap, suddenly regretting giving Zhou Mi free reign. The box has holes. And moves. Perhaps he should've qualified that statement with "pleasant surprise."

"Open it!" Zhou Mi says, leaning over Kyuhyun's shoulder across the back of his chair.

Kyuhyun unwraps the yellow bow tied around the box before slowly opening the top flaps. A pink nose pokes out and nudges his hand. Kyuhyun blinks.

"I wasn't sure what to get you, but then I walked past a pet store and saw this and knew it would be perfect," Zhou Mi chatters as he walks from the back of Kyuhyun's chair to the front, momentarily taking the bunny and moving the box to the floor before placing it in Kyuhyun's lap again. The brown and white ball of fur curls against his arm, and reflexively, Kyuhyun's other hand moves to stroke the side of the bunny's ear.

"Isn't she cute?" Zhou Mi coos. "And smart too! Her name is Qiuyin, and I taught her to come over when you call for her." Zhou Mi looks up at Kyuhyun, smile wider than the sun. It falters when he sees the rather upset expression on Kyuhyun's face.

"Kuixian?" he asks. "D-do you not like it?"

Kyuhyun's voice wavers a little. "You named my bunny?"



"Oh my God," Kyuhyun snaps. "Stop playing with that. We have to be on stage in five minutes."

"If I stop now, Rarity's hair is going to be a mess," Zhou Mi says as he braids the pony's hair.

"Who the hell cares, it's not real. Hurry up and get ready, or we're going to be late."

"That's mean. You hurt Rarity's feelings. She's going to be upset if her hair is less than perfect." Zhou Mi frowns. "Besides, this wouldn't have been a problem if you'd just gotten me a real pony."

"Yes," Kyuhyun says, "but you named my bunny."



A/N: Zhou Mi's pony is Rarity. And yes, I took the quiz to figure out which My Little Pony Zhou Mi is. I have no many regrets.

Comments

[koyuki]

spot for doumyoujitsukas ♥

[doumyoujitsukas.livejournal.com]

LOL AT YOUR EXPLANATION. AND ICWUDT WITH THE BUNNY. :D

and lol, zhou mi totally would be content with the pony. brushing its hair. zhou mi, waylt.

i think...we should take that quiz when i come see you and larky. we will take that quiz together okay. i bet i could totally be rarity too. i want to be rarity. ...the other ponies kind of scare me anyways. :/ ...okay, my memory obviously isn't that great. i went back and looked at them, and um, all of them scare me. including rarity. :/

i want a pony, chrysa. can i have a pony.



...also, this makes me feel like i should write you fic. >_>

[outstretched]

YOU SHOULD WRITE HER FIC
WRITE FIC FOREVER

I think my favorite pony was Shooting Star when I was a child, but it's been so long I don't remember anything anymore.

[doumyoujitsukas.livejournal.com]

LOL WAYLT.

[koyuki]

Did they retire that one? :< I don't think they have that anymore.

[outstretched]

You made me look up My Little Pony. ONLY FOR YOU WOULD I LOOK UP MY LITTLE PONY. I didn't even like them very much when I was a child despite how much I love horses, wtf.

Anyway, it looks like Shooting Star doesn't exist. I think the one I was thinking of was Gusty, although Wind Whistler was also one I liked. I liked the unicorn/pegasi ponies more than the regular ones. I DON'T REALLY KNOW I JUST HAD A BOOK WITH MY LITTLE PONY STORIES IN IT and I read it a lot because I reread my books to death when I was a child, even the ones that were stupid. I wonder if I still have that book.

[koyuki]

Do you disapprove of the bunny >| BUNNIES ARE NOT TO BE DISAPPROVED OF.

orz I want to be the Applejack one, actually. ;A; I like her cowboy hat.

No you can't have a pony. *denies you*

I'd like that, but we'd be in a continuous cycle of owing-ness orz. I haven't written your srs fic yet. I spat out like 200 words of it the other day. Hopefully you'll get it before we'll all old and... dead.

[koyuki]

spot for ennie03, because she asked

[ennie03.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOL. <3333
"That's mean. You hurt Rarity's feelings. She's going to be upset if her hair is less than perfect."
OH ZHOU MI WHY ARE YOU SO AMAZING AND fFF OMGOMGOMG

Baaaw Kyu and his "You named my bunny" ... I've had unfortunate naming experiences with bunn---Whut. But really. Why are you so amazing Kyuu, really.

[koyuki]

Zhou Mi ~cares about these things okay. And he knows Rarity would too, because Rarity is His Pony. Or something.

;~~; KyuBunny.

I just like bunnies? XD *IS NOT ACTUALLY AWESOME BUT HAS SOMEONE FOOLED THE WORLD ORZ*

[nimthiriel3.livejournal.com]

LOL
this is... crack :D

/;__; i just stated the obvious

[koyuki]

LOL, yes it is. I want to go hide THIS WOULD NEVER HAPPEN

[applesnapple412.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING AND SO CUTE AND SO ADORABLE. omg. wae ;o;

zhou mi with his pony >_>;; zhou mi waylt. and kyuhyun. omg. bunnies. BUNNIES.

BUNNIES.

bunnies should be in every qmi fic okay. ;~~~~;

[outstretched]

as far as I understand it, adding bunnies to every QMi fic is one of the fandom's new goals XD

[applesnapple412.livejournal.com]

basically XD i did it, simin did it, chrysa did it. qmi=adorable=bunnies ok it makes sense. sobs

[koyuki]

The bunny is real life okay. 8) QMi clearly shows that if you want it bad enough and wish hard enough, your dreams will come true.

That's why Zhou Mi got his pony 8D

Thank you~

[applesnapple412.livejournal.com]

bunnny. hehehe and ponies omg i remember when i really wanted a pony. but i was like, five. lmao

[catherine-leite.livejournal.com]

from all the things available out there for a present, Mimi wants a pony. OMG, Mimi!! why are you so cute???
And why do I always see Qmi with Bunnies?? It's just yesterday i read it from applesnapple412
anyway. not complaining. Bunnies are adorable!
anyway, again, great fic. gotta love this...
hhmmm... Bunnies!

[koyuki]

Who wouldn't want a pony? See, even Kyuhyun understands so he got Zhou Mi one.

mwuahaha QMi bunnies are real life 8)

Thanks for reading!

[lightly.livejournal.com]

Oh dear lord this is awesome! Qmi and ponies and bunnies, there can be no wrong in that combination.

If Mimi is Rarity then Kyu is totally Twilight Sparkle and I did not just take that test.

[koyuki]

I think someone else took the test for Kyuhyun and got that he was Pinkie Pie. I'm not sure which one is worse awesomer. XD

When QMi are together, magical things happen!

Thank you~~ ♥

[enchantedplushy.livejournal.com]

Omg 'djfbvf;dqb I want to squish this fic and pet it to sleep lmao...so cute and perfect! *o*

[koyuki]

ohey saturday secrets friend 8D

Is this fic like the bunny? I don't think this fic is quite as awesome as Kyuhyun's bunny, even if he didn't get to name it himself.

Thanks for reading!

[enchantedplushy.livejournal.com]

(http://tinypic.com?ref=211lyxt)

And nuuuo~ it is that awesome! ♥

[marchionessdusk.livejournal.com]

Kyuhyun's voice wavers a little. "You named my bunny?" ;___;
I'LL BUY YOU A NEW BUNNY KYUHYUN AND YOU CAN CALL IT WHATEVER YOU WANT.
This fic is so adorable! I want to snuggle with it and keep it forever.
♥

[koyuki]

But it's not a bunny from Zhou Mi then? ;~; Clearly the only solution to this is QMi move out to a farm so Kyuhyun can buy Zhou Mi a real pony and Zhou Mi buys Kyuhyun another bunny and the bunnies breed and then Kyuhyun can name them all. =3=

Thank you!!

[outstretched]

THIS FIC IS AWESOME, I love your crack. You should write crack more often because obviously you are awesome at it.

NOW GO WRITE ALL THE 120938123 OTHER QMI FICS YOU OWE THE WORLD :<

Also Baby It's Cold Outside is one of my top favorite Christmas songs ;A;

[koyuki]

No, I think I'll torture the world and continue to write soul-crushing angst, because that's just how I roll.

Though I don't want to write awful angst for QMi so. I guess it's going to be 90% humor or something. \o/ *in debt to the world for forever*

I guess I should mention this soul-crushing thing about it then...? I still like the song. ♥

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SPEED BETA'ING. FEEL BETTER.

and oic qmi creepin' in your icon. XD

[outstretched]

You could always do both :DDDD But seriously, I want to see your QMi WIPs. /grabby hands

Oh I knew that already, and I like it despite that. XD To be honest I think I like stalker songs because I grow to like them, and then I actually listen to the lyrics and I'm like "Wait—what am I listening to o_o;;;;", and then the surprise makes me laugh because it's so ridiculous. Yeah, maybe I'm just weird.

OMG MY FRIEND GAVE ME THE TOKYO BABYLON ARTBOOK FOR CHRISTMAS, WE CAN SQUEE OVER IT WHEN YOU GET HERE. GET HERE FASTER ;A;

[ranwae.livejournal.com]

lmao XD

[koyuki]

......yeah, that pretty much sums it up.

Thank you!

[ari-enne.livejournal.com]

YOU PRETENDED TO BE ZHOU MI AND TOOK A 'WHICH MY LITTLE PONY QUIZ'. OH MY GOSH I CANT EVEN.

WAYLT.

I LOVE IT.
♥

[koyuki]

I-- didn't want to. orz But I did because I felt obligated.

Thank you so much! ♥

[bl4ckm4lice.livejournal.com]

I so can see Mi playing with My Little Pony.
And cute Kyuhyun upset because he didn't get a chance to name his bunny! Oh you little... <3

[koyuki]

Haha, actually I'm not sure, but I needed to include ponies somehow.

Thanks for reviewing!

[fonulyn.livejournal.com]

This now made me laugh and that was much needed. Thank you! :)

[koyuki]

glad you enjoyed~

[grisclair.livejournal.com]

oh god why didn't i see this before.

it's ok kyuhyun i'd be butthurt, too. still want a bunny though. ;_;

zhou mi with a real pony though. now that's a mental image. ...all i can think is he would trip over that pony and crush it!!

[koyuki]

)< hdu now it's all ruined because it's no longer christmas.

._. everyone wants a bunny. *bunnies you*


;A; no the poor pony. He would take good care of it okay. Like he takes care of Rarity. He even braids her hair and everything.

♥ thank you for reading

[onespringday.livejournal.com]

zhabahaha. this is joy.

pure, unadulterated joy.

except when he named kyuhyun's bunny.

:D