Just Due South of Reality

I'm taking a break from fandom because I need to get my life together, but I'm one of those annoying people who gets antsy sitting on top of fic. I plan on finishing most of these, except the ones I've marked, which I'll probably leave a comment about what the story's plot was anyway.

Warnings are marked if necessary, as well as fandoms, pairing, and a short summary.

untitled | Aoi Hitsuji no Yume | Ratri/Kai | Kai is clueless, Judd is long-suffering, Ratri fails at romance, and Shiki does not understand the fine art of subtlety. ( Read more... )

I call this the "prostitute!ed fic" | Fullmetal Alchemist | Roy/Ed | Roy makes friends with a young patron at a local bookstore, unaware that young man is the same boy he's seen every night... ( Read more... )

untitled [transitory] | Glee | Mike/Kurt | 1900's Hong Kong AU; Kurt is a silk trader from San Francisco and Mike is the British-educated son of wealthy merchant whom purchases from (probably discontinued) ( Read more... )

a curse for every mile of ocean crossed | Inception | Arthur/Eames | Ghost!AU; Eames buys a house and it's haunted. The ghost, however, is not necessarily what he seems (warning: previous, potential-future, minor and major character deaths. good times all around) ( Read more... )

untitled | Inception/Numb3rs | Arthur/Eames + ensemble | Numb3rs-fushion; ten years ago, Scott Reynolds killed a man. Now, it might finally catch up with Arthur.( Read more... )

water floating above ice | Pokemon | Red(+Green) | Red has always liked his version of the story better (warning: mental illness) ( Read more... )

sort-of untitled | Pokemon | Green/Red | I don't have a good summary for it without giving too much away, so let's just say it's a epic action/adventure story that's actually a disguise for a romance ( Read more... )

nowhere to go but up | Pokemon | Green/Red | Rocket!AU I pitched this idea for pokemon_bigbang and kuruk wrote it, so it's abandoned. Yeah.( Read more... )

untitled | Sex Pistols | Yonekuni/Shirou | Yonekuni knocks Shirou up on purpose, and then decides to be a bitch about it. (warning: mpreg)( Read more... )

untitled coffeeshop!au | Super Junior | Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi + everyone | Kyuhyun gets a job. He ends up with a boyfriend. ( Read more... )

untitled airport!au | Super Junior | Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi | Everyone is always leaving Kyuhyun. ( Read more... )

paris, je t'aime [or] l'amour, pas pour moi | Super Junior | Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi + others | music school!au, Kyuhyun and Zhou Mi fall in love, in Paris. (It's too bad they can't understand each other.) ( Read more... )

so many stories where i've been | Super Junior | Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi | University!AU; Zhou Mi likes telling other people's stories.( Read more... )

untitled | Viewfinder/Inception | Asami/Takaba, background Arthur/Eames | Takaba tries to get his big scoop. He looks for it in the wrong place( Read more... )

any way you'd have me | X-Men: First Class | Charles/Erik | Charles is very pregnant and *very* horny, and Erik is uncooperative. (warning: mpreg if you can't read the summary =_ =)( Read more... )

I titled this "yuusei the science guy" | Yuugiou 5D's | Jack/Yuusei | university + after!AU; Yuusei studies science, Jack studies business. They end up together, despite the odds. (discontinued) ( Read more... )

...wow that felt good.

Title: but my heart's my no stranger to upheaval
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2900
Genre: Humor
Fandom: Super Junior
Pairings: Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi, ninja!Henry/Sungmin
Warnings: it's... quite silly
Summary: In which Kyuhyun makes poor life decisions and Zhou Mi has an emo panda shirt. (college!AU)
A/N: One day, I was just sitting at Starbucks minding my own business when a certain someone suggested we do a writing exercise. 400 words later, I had no clue what the fuck was going on. Another 2500 words later, I had even less of a clue. Based off the prompt: "bad decisions make good stories." Nothing's capitalized, not because I'm trying to be ~artsy, but because I started writing this on my phone and am too lazy to reformat.

( when he leaves, kyuhyun is two emo panda shirts richer but too poor to afford transportation back to campus. )