Just Due South of Reality

I'm taking a break from fandom because I need to get my life together, but I'm one of those annoying people who gets antsy sitting on top of fic. I plan on finishing most of these, except the ones I've marked, which I'll probably leave a comment about what the story's plot was anyway.

Warnings are marked if necessary, as well as fandoms, pairing, and a short summary.

untitled | Aoi Hitsuji no Yume | Ratri/Kai | Kai is clueless, Judd is long-suffering, Ratri fails at romance, and Shiki does not understand the fine art of subtlety. ( Read more... )

I call this the "prostitute!ed fic" | Fullmetal Alchemist | Roy/Ed | Roy makes friends with a young patron at a local bookstore, unaware that young man is the same boy he's seen every night... ( Read more... )

untitled [transitory] | Glee | Mike/Kurt | 1900's Hong Kong AU; Kurt is a silk trader from San Francisco and Mike is the British-educated son of wealthy merchant whom purchases from (probably discontinued) ( Read more... )

a curse for every mile of ocean crossed | Inception | Arthur/Eames | Ghost!AU; Eames buys a house and it's haunted. The ghost, however, is not necessarily what he seems (warning: previous, potential-future, minor and major character deaths. good times all around) ( Read more... )

untitled | Inception/Numb3rs | Arthur/Eames + ensemble | Numb3rs-fushion; ten years ago, Scott Reynolds killed a man. Now, it might finally catch up with Arthur.( Read more... )

water floating above ice | Pokemon | Red(+Green) | Red has always liked his version of the story better (warning: mental illness) ( Read more... )

sort-of untitled | Pokemon | Green/Red | I don't have a good summary for it without giving too much away, so let's just say it's a epic action/adventure story that's actually a disguise for a romance ( Read more... )

nowhere to go but up | Pokemon | Green/Red | Rocket!AU I pitched this idea for pokemon_bigbang and kuruk wrote it, so it's abandoned. Yeah.( Read more... )

untitled | Sex Pistols | Yonekuni/Shirou | Yonekuni knocks Shirou up on purpose, and then decides to be a bitch about it. (warning: mpreg)( Read more... )

untitled coffeeshop!au | Super Junior | Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi + everyone | Kyuhyun gets a job. He ends up with a boyfriend. ( Read more... )

untitled airport!au | Super Junior | Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi | Everyone is always leaving Kyuhyun. ( Read more... )

paris, je t'aime [or] l'amour, pas pour moi | Super Junior | Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi + others | music school!au, Kyuhyun and Zhou Mi fall in love, in Paris. (It's too bad they can't understand each other.) ( Read more... )

so many stories where i've been | Super Junior | Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi | University!AU; Zhou Mi likes telling other people's stories.( Read more... )

untitled | Viewfinder/Inception | Asami/Takaba, background Arthur/Eames | Takaba tries to get his big scoop. He looks for it in the wrong place( Read more... )

any way you'd have me | X-Men: First Class | Charles/Erik | Charles is very pregnant and *very* horny, and Erik is uncooperative. (warning: mpreg if you can't read the summary =_ =)( Read more... )

I titled this "yuusei the science guy" | Yuugiou 5D's | Jack/Yuusei | university + after!AU; Yuusei studies science, Jack studies business. They end up together, despite the odds. (discontinued) ( Read more... )

...wow that felt good.

Title: (i can) run with this
Rating: G
Word Count: 968
Genre: General/Character Study
Fandom: Warrior
Characters: Tommy Conlon, OCs
Warnings: references to underaged drinking
Summary: Tommy, on a morning run, the day after his school's homecoming.
A/N: Tommy is about ~15 here. Written for "And the winner is..." 2011 films fic-a-thon, for the prompt i get so lost sometimes.

( Promised to take my day-after Thanksgiving shift if I filled in for her. Couldn't refuse an offer like that. )

Title: untitled flash fics
Rating: G
Word Count: 157
Genre: Humor/Fluff
Fandom: Super Junior
Pairings: Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi
Warnings: none
Summary: Zhou Mi and Kyuhyun are bunnies. They face bunny-related problems.
A/N: Written for various people throughout the year, features Kyuhyun and Zhou Mi as Sanrio's Sugarbunnies.

( Once upon a time, Zhou Mi the bunny wanted to get a certain somebunny's attention so he came up with a ~plan. )

Title: It's the season of grace coming out of the void
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1300
Genre: Humor/Romance (romcom s-sob)
Fandom: Pokémon
Pairings: Morty/Falkner
Warnings: none
Summary: Morty and Falkner go Christmas shopping together. It's not as fun as either hoped it would be (but things still work out).
A/N: For findthesunrise, also for last year's holiday requests. That awkward moment when we both try to pretend we're not actually hormonal teenage girls who both like these kinds of things...

( Because even if he did kind of sort of maybe like Morty, this was not the kind of "quality" time he exactly wanted to be spending with him either. )

Where Home Is
PG | 435 | Yonekuni/Shirou (Sex Pistols) | romance? fluff? mpreg? my shame?
Written for ibfeemkaum, who's been asking for this pairing. My secret shame: it never ends.

( He wondered if the feeling was the same for both, that that anxious terror-stricken knot at in his chest constricted with affection. )

Sister Knows Best
PG | 200 | John Sherlock, Harry (BBC Sherlock) | (awful) humor
Written for misura, who did not ask for this travesty. Too bad. She still got it.

( “Oh come now,” Harry said. “Don’t be so hard on your boy.” )

Title: Ils chanteront nos chansons
Rating: G
Word count: 800
Genre: Friendship
Series: Pokémon
Characters: Eevee, Green
Warnings: none
Summary: When she grows up, Eevee wants to Green’s number one girl. (An origins story.)
A/N: For pokeprompts blitz 005. Now posted with more formatting aka less fail.

( Eevee has ten older brothers. )

Title: but my heart's my no stranger to upheaval
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2900
Genre: Humor
Fandom: Super Junior
Pairings: Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi, ninja!Henry/Sungmin
Warnings: it's... quite silly
Summary: In which Kyuhyun makes poor life decisions and Zhou Mi has an emo panda shirt. (college!AU)
A/N: One day, I was just sitting at Starbucks minding my own business when a certain someone suggested we do a writing exercise. 400 words later, I had no clue what the fuck was going on. Another 2500 words later, I had even less of a clue. Based off the prompt: "bad decisions make good stories." Nothing's capitalized, not because I'm trying to be ~artsy, but because I started writing this on my phone and am too lazy to reformat.

( when he leaves, kyuhyun is two emo panda shirts richer but too poor to afford transportation back to campus. )

Title: we'll follow death and all his friends (2/4)
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3610
Genre: Angst/General
Series: Pokémon
Characters: Jasmine, implied Jasmine->Volkner, Volkner/Elesa
Warnings: war, violence, see more under the cut
Summary: War!AU. Johto and Kanto have always been at war. But war is never just about power or battles or countries, but rather the people who live through them. Jasmine has to be strong for everyone, even though there's no one to be strong for her.
A/N: This fic has an arc of time, so even though it's not autumn, that's why I'm writing about it (my shout-out to the southern hemisphere peeps maybe? ;D). Forgive me if it doesn't feel "fall" enough though; I wrote half of this in Morocco, which is definitely not cold or autumn-y. Proofed again by myself.

( Jasmine watches to make sure that the flame doesn't die. )

Title: Soft Reset
Rating: PG
Word Count: 2555
Genre: Drama/General
Series: Pokémon
Characters/Pairings: Leaf, implied Leaf+Green
Warnings: organic brain damage/anterograde amnesia
Summary: Leaf is leaving Pallet Town tomorrow.
A/N: I've wanted to write an anterograde amnesia fic for a while, so I'm taking this chance. Repetition format was inspired by a KyuHae fic.

( For Leaf, the desire - the need - to become a trainer runs in her veins even thicker than blood. )