Just Due South of Reality

First dump for all the drabbles flash fics I wrote for the Pokemon kink meme. Not that any of these have porn so don't get too excited about it. Now with 50% less fail (aka proofreading).

General Warning: All of these prompts came from a kink meme and while none of them are above PG-13, all the standard stuff from kink memes (like actually talking about sex, gasp) apply.

1. Characters/Pairings: Green/Red
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 479
Summary: Red is really good at torturing Green. Based off this prompt: "Green/Red gameverse. I keep getting this image when I'm listening to For Your Entertainment by Adam Lambert LMFAO, "Take the pain take the pleasure I'm the master of both- Oh yeah, and Pokemon too."" The Adam stan in me couldn't resist orz

( Green doesn't really consider himself a masochist )

2. Characters/Pairings: Misty->Ash, Ritchie/Misty
Rating: PG
Word Count: 291
Summary: Misty settles for second best. Based off the prompt: "Ritchie/Misty. Misty needs to fill the void that Ash left in her life, so she settles for the next closest thing."

( She tried to stop herself, she really did. )

3. Characters/Pairings: Koga, Janine, OC(? Is Janine's mother an OC?)
Rating: G
Word Count: 246
Summary: An altnerate story of how Janine got a gym. Sort of. Based off the prompt: "I am just amused by the idea that literally EVERYTHING is decided/made official etc by battles in the pokemon world. CUSTODY TRIALS, SPEEDING TICKETS, EXAMS, DOMESTIC PROBLEMS? have a battle that'll sort you right out."

( That was his first mistake. )

4. Characters/Pairings: Red/Green
Rating: G
Word Count: 176
Summary: In which the correct answer is "..." and there is much lampshading. Based off the prompt: "Weddings in the pokemon world between trainers can only be sealed by one thing: a pokemon battle between bride and groom. (or bride and bride, or groom and groom. Whatever floats your boat)/ Winner gets to keep their last name."

( It wasn't that Green had any problem with losing. )

5. Characters/Pairings: Kotone+??? someone? no one? everyone?, implied Green/Red, Hibiki, Silver
Rating: PG
Word Count: 393
Summary: Kotone is dumb, remains adorable while doing so. Based off the prompt: "Kotone/any goddamn guy from Gen 2. Kotone getting knocked up."

( Well, you get pregnant by embracing people, right? )

6. Characters/Pairings: Hibiki/Kotone
Rating: G
Word Count: 398
Summary: Growing up doesn't mean childhood loves have to end. Based off the prompt: "Ethan/Lyra (or Hibiki/Kotone if you so wish), fluff in Ethan's bedroom."

( Still, at nine, ten seemed like an eternity away. )

7. Characters/Pairings: Eevee, some useless OCs
Rating: G
Word Count: 530
Summary: Once upon a time, there was a girl who everyone wanted something from. Once upon a time, there was a girl who only wanted to be normal. Based off the prompt: "A myth/legend involving Eevee and Eeveelutions."

( Once upon a time... )

8. Characters/Pairings: Hibiki+Kotone+Silver
Rating: G
Word Count: 489
Summary: Silver learns what it means to have friends. Based off the prompt: "Hibiki and Kotone set out to prove to Silver that they're friends. Anon only asks that you make it ADORABLE."

( Stop following me! )