Just Due South of Reality

Title: but my heart's my no stranger to upheaval
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2900
Genre: Humor
Fandom: Super Junior
Pairings: Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi, ninja!Henry/Sungmin
Warnings: it's... quite silly
Summary: In which Kyuhyun makes poor life decisions and Zhou Mi has an emo panda shirt. (college!AU)
A/N: One day, I was just sitting at Starbucks minding my own business when a certain someone suggested we do a writing exercise. 400 words later, I had no clue what the fuck was going on. Another 2500 words later, I had even less of a clue. Based off the prompt: "bad decisions make good stories." Nothing's capitalized, not because I'm trying to be ~artsy, but because I started writing this on my phone and am too lazy to reformat.

( when he leaves, kyuhyun is two emo panda shirts richer but too poor to afford transportation back to campus. )