Just Due South of Reality

Title: Chances Are More Likely Than Not
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1060
Genre: Humor
Series: Pokémon
Characters/Pairings: Green/Red, Leaf
Warnings: sexuality
Summary: Green has very tenacious challengers, much to his annoyance. He and Red deal. Somehow.
A/N:

For hybrid_ink, who requested Green/Red, "Something based off this fanart. Red is no longer Champion and is living with Green in Viridian, who's still gym leader. They go around in public like this, badass as you please. People still try to challenge Red in the streets every now and then, if they can't convince Green to. It would be awesome if you had a part where they flip coins to see whose turn it is to smite uppity trainers."

A few months back, I actually requested from wanderlark an interrupted dates fic. So. This is more like that than probably what you asked for, I'm sorry. maybe now Larky can write me Qmi instead. >.> Also, I'm really sorry about the messy, ambiguous POV shifts. !@U#!@*( not enough energy to care.

request a fic here!
( Green's so close, has almost got his hand to his destination when— )

Title: No Place Too Far
Rating: PG
Word Count: 3234
Genre: Romance
Series: Pokémon
Characters/Pairings: Jun/Hikari, other ninja pairings
Warnings: none
Summary: Idol!AU. Hikari never really wanted to be an idol, but there was no other way to catch up to Jun.
A/N:

Dedicated to kouriko for her birthday~ Happy birthday!! ♥ Also for ibuberu, who I said I would write this pairing for. Like, two months ago.

Thanks to wanderlark, who tried to help me beta this before she got distracted by a movie. This is loosely proofed; if you see any errors, feel free to point them out (nicely). Extended notes at the end.

( Hikari never makes it past Jubilife City. )

Title: tomorrow is just your future yesterday
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3748
Genre: Romance/Humor
Series: Pokémon
Characters/Pairings: Green/Red, Leaf, Professor Oak, various
Warnings: spoilers for the post-E4 events of FRLG, minor language
Summary: AU. Green and Red may not have had the benefit of growing up together as childhood friends, but what's meant to be will always find a way.
A/N:

Written for blahchiharu, who requested: "anything Red/Green in gameverse as long as it's not another 'Green climbs up the mountain to visit Red'". So no Mt. Silver in this fic at all. ♥ In exchange, she's written me this absolutely amazing perfect Qmi fic. You should really read it. 8DD

Special thanks to wanderlark who sat down with me and helped me pick this monster of a fic apart. Because it was a story that refused to stop writing itself.

The title comes from a lyric in Craig Ferguson's theme song, which I thought was funny and is probably only tangentially related to this story at best.

( Which is a lie, of course - and a very pretty lie at that, if Green has ever heard one. )

Title: when all else erodes
Rating: G
Word Count: 1600
Genre: Angst/Family (and not the cute kind)
Series: Pokémon
Characters/Pairings: Green/Red, Green's family, Red's parents, Leaf
Warnings: unhappy families
Summary: Green and Red are not their parents. But that doesn't mean the ghosts of those failures can't still haunt them.
A/N: Writing exercise that kind of exploded into fail, especially towards the end when I stopped telling the story and just started rambling. Blargh. Please do not be too harsh on my typos.

( Maybe we'll try again. But this will probably be the last time. )

Title: Five Jobs Green Never Had (and One He Did)
Rating: PG
Word Count: 5025
Genre: General/Character Study
Series: Pokémon
Characters/Pairings: Green-centric, various implied pairings
Warnings: minor swearing
Summary: There are many jobs Green has never had. (But if he ever did have them, he'd be sure to be the best.)
A/N: I'm not completely happy with the second one, but I'll live. Also: obvious biases are obvious. ETA: I forgot to say, Breeder!Hibiki is chuuni's idea.

( Green has a reputation... )

Title: winds that chase sails
Rating: PG
Word Count: 4850
Genre: Drama/Angst
Series: Pokémon
Characters/Pairings: Green/Red, Leaf, Professor Oak, various characters
Warnings: slightly strange/potentially confusing
Summary: Green can't tell what's real and what's not anymore, even in his memories.
A/N: I do have a lot to say about this story, but I'll mostly keep quiet; there are a few additional author's notes at the. While it's not necessary, I'd suggest reading white noise if you haven't yet because they have similar styles, so it'll probably help in understanding this story.

( Green has always been in love with Red's eyes. Red is, after all, the most vibrant of colors. )

First dump for all the drabbles flash fics I wrote for the Pokemon kink meme. Not that any of these have porn so don't get too excited about it. Now with 50% less fail (aka proofreading).

General Warning: All of these prompts came from a kink meme and while none of them are above PG-13, all the standard stuff from kink memes (like actually talking about sex, gasp) apply.

1. Characters/Pairings: Green/Red
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 479
Summary: Red is really good at torturing Green. Based off this prompt: "Green/Red gameverse. I keep getting this image when I'm listening to For Your Entertainment by Adam Lambert LMFAO, "Take the pain take the pleasure I'm the master of both- Oh yeah, and Pokemon too."" The Adam stan in me couldn't resist orz

( Green doesn't really consider himself a masochist )

2. Characters/Pairings: Misty->Ash, Ritchie/Misty
Rating: PG
Word Count: 291
Summary: Misty settles for second best. Based off the prompt: "Ritchie/Misty. Misty needs to fill the void that Ash left in her life, so she settles for the next closest thing."

( She tried to stop herself, she really did. )

3. Characters/Pairings: Koga, Janine, OC(? Is Janine's mother an OC?)
Rating: G
Word Count: 246
Summary: An altnerate story of how Janine got a gym. Sort of. Based off the prompt: "I am just amused by the idea that literally EVERYTHING is decided/made official etc by battles in the pokemon world. CUSTODY TRIALS, SPEEDING TICKETS, EXAMS, DOMESTIC PROBLEMS? have a battle that'll sort you right out."

( That was his first mistake. )

4. Characters/Pairings: Red/Green
Rating: G
Word Count: 176
Summary: In which the correct answer is "..." and there is much lampshading. Based off the prompt: "Weddings in the pokemon world between trainers can only be sealed by one thing: a pokemon battle between bride and groom. (or bride and bride, or groom and groom. Whatever floats your boat)/ Winner gets to keep their last name."

( It wasn't that Green had any problem with losing. )

5. Characters/Pairings: Kotone+??? someone? no one? everyone?, implied Green/Red, Hibiki, Silver
Rating: PG
Word Count: 393
Summary: Kotone is dumb, remains adorable while doing so. Based off the prompt: "Kotone/any goddamn guy from Gen 2. Kotone getting knocked up."

( Well, you get pregnant by embracing people, right? )

6. Characters/Pairings: Hibiki/Kotone
Rating: G
Word Count: 398
Summary: Growing up doesn't mean childhood loves have to end. Based off the prompt: "Ethan/Lyra (or Hibiki/Kotone if you so wish), fluff in Ethan's bedroom."

( Still, at nine, ten seemed like an eternity away. )

7. Characters/Pairings: Eevee, some useless OCs
Rating: G
Word Count: 530
Summary: Once upon a time, there was a girl who everyone wanted something from. Once upon a time, there was a girl who only wanted to be normal. Based off the prompt: "A myth/legend involving Eevee and Eeveelutions."

( Once upon a time... )

8. Characters/Pairings: Hibiki+Kotone+Silver
Rating: G
Word Count: 489
Summary: Silver learns what it means to have friends. Based off the prompt: "Hibiki and Kotone set out to prove to Silver that they're friends. Anon only asks that you make it ADORABLE."

( Stop following me! )